smao


sneezing my -ss off, when you cant stop sneezing.
wanda: -sneeze-
kara: bless you
wanda: -sneeze-
kara: jeez, bless you.

wanda: goodness, i’m smao
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verb meaning “study my -ss off”. use when test is near and knowledge is lacking.
joel: don’t you have a test tomorrow?
cj: oh sh-t! i totally sp-ced. now i have to smao
joel: smao?
cj: yeah, dillhole, i have to study my -ss off
studying my -ss off
i can’t come to the party, i’m smao.
a name for an unknown spread or dip which can be used to enhance the flavour of toast, crisps, chips etc.
jamie – hand me the tub of smao jethro, bread is so boring without it.
jethro – sorry jamie, i’ve just finished the smao.
jamie – you greedy pig jethro, go down the shops and buy another tub of smao.
swaggin my -ss off. this phrase is used in place of the popular lmao (laughing my -ss off).
just bought 3 pairs of gucci shoes. smao!!!
snorting my -ss off.
girl one: at least i wear a bra.
girl two: smao
george: no.
sweating my -ss off
after i rode my bike i was smao
sh-tting my -ss off
i ate some bad chicken and was up all night smao

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