smarkie
this word is undefinable.
it has no meaning.
person 1: okie dokie artichokie pokie smokie smarkie!
person 2: that doesn’t rhyme…
person 1: oh yes it does, cuz i said so!
a particularly smelly marker.
person 1: whoa, look at that smarkie!
person 2: smarkie? dude, do you have tourettes?
person 3: h-ll, where did the k come from?!
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