Smarmageddon


a party or gathering with a plethora of sleazy and greasy men.
“let’s get out of here, this place is a smarmageddon!”
(1)the compromise of integrity and all things wholesome by sleazy, self-serving creeps and those whose souls are generally covered in goop; (2) the end result of the actions of lowlifes, making a place of work or other environment so morally funky that you want to take a shower after you leave
“my new boss turned a job i once loved into smarmageddon.”
“our group had morals and vision and a purpose, but since that new executive director was hired, the place has turned into smarmageddon.”
when the level of internet snark finally explodes and creates a black hole full of hugs and sneezing pandas.
i swear, that b-tch is so smug. her snarky twitterfeed is totes gonna lead to a smarmageddon.

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