Smart Pig


smart pig just likes your smart phone; smart phone is an improvement of your phone and smart pig is an improvement of pig. it happened since the last hundreds years ago, since the criminals arrived in australia, there were no women, so they had s-x with snakes. and finally created the crafty “smart pigs”
smart pig

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