smartard
noun, a person who is smart in some things and r-t-rded in others
a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense
a person so smart that they are actually r-t-rded.
did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? that guy is a complete smartard.
an animal (people are also animals) that finds new and innovative ways to be a dumb-ss as a direct result of their intelligence…
j.d. on scrubs is a smartard… for example, in one episode, j.d. tells turk that his beau carla’s middle name is juanita… carla gets angry at turk for not knowing her middle name; turk gets angry at j.d. for being a smartard…
a dee dee dee genius
hi my mommy said im smartarded.
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