smarve
to starve bodily, not by lack of food, but from lack of proper nutrition. you see, to smarve you must eat only human fecal matter for a prolonged period of time. slowly your body stops functioning despite you eating to dispell your hunger when it strikes by dining on…well, sh-t.
“if i don’t stop eating only sh-t, i’m going to smarve to death.”
“i’m smarving and my skin looks ashen…i should eat a sandwich.”
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