Smash and Pass
to find someone who wants a serious relationship then have a one night stand and reject anything further. also see f-ck and chuck and bang ’em and hang ’em
person 1 “she’s really into you”
person 2 “yeah but that’s smash and p-ss material
to “smash and p-ss” is the process of meeting another person for the intent of having s-x with. soon after finishing, both people leave; usually to never talk again. the sole purpose of doing this is to try something new and achieve extreme pleasure while doing so for both partners.
a one night stand is the same meaning as smashing and p-ssing but is the more popular of the definitions.
“the other night i met this chick over the internet. she wasn’t amazingly hot but she was good enough to smash and p-ss.”
a game invented by bored high school age jews in usy with nothing better to do on the sabbath due to the prohibition against using electricity. the game consists of sitting in a circle and smashing fruit against one’s own head, typically an apple, and then p-ssing it to the next player. the player who breaks the fruit open on his or her own forehead wins, and starts the next round.
commonly used fruit:
apples
oranges
watermelons
melons
grapefruit
pears
not suggested:
grapes
pineapples
strawberries
phil: hey, want to play smash and p-ss tonight?
jeremy: not really. my head still hurts from last time.
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