when you rate someone if you’d smash or nah
guy 1: wanna smash rate?
guy 2: sure
guy 1: jennifer
guy 2: a 6 i’d smash
- middle cl*ss b*gan
southern hemisphere citizen that thinks its a great accomplishment or achievement to travel the world. middle cl-ss b-gan thinks that it brings confidence and cl-ss.
- come seeka
a person who is constantly seeking for -j-c-l-t–n fluids. slang term usually used by hoodrats. that girl so thirsty. she’s a come seeka.
- irish penicillin
honey, lemon, whiskey, boiling water. seriously do yourself a favour next time you’re sick, get it down ya. my strep throat has cleared right up since i got about 7 gl-sses of irish penicillin down me.
when you have cancer in your -sshole and shove a light bulb up there to rid yourself of the cancer. yo steve is so f-ckin stupid he decided to shklerblopple himself last night. steve is dead.
- rusty justice
happens when a male, typically middle-aged or older, remains impotent after taking v–gr- or other erectile dysfunction medication. bob hoped to end a romantic evening with his wife with long, overdue intimacy, but rusty justice made it impossible for him to perform.