Smashlist
list of people you want to smash. usually lengthy and divided into sections, such as ‘work’, ‘friends’, ‘celebs’.
checked out kelly recently? she’s really tidied up. i’m sticking her straight on the smashlist.
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- Smash stack
closely linked to the word “post material”, smash stack refers to two or more hot girls in the same areah or room. smash meaning having s-x with a chick and stack meaning more than one guy #1- you see that post material in the corner? guy #2- yeah n she bought her friends too, complete […]
- farts per million
a measure of the stinkiness of a fart, it refers to how much of the “million” parts of air are replaced by farticles. a fart with higher fpm is stinkier. “aww, dude, did you just break wind?” “it’s okay, it was only a few farts per million. you won’t even notice.”
- Smeddles
1. a small animal from the furthest reaches of the globe 2. a nickname for those that are ginger but attmept to hide it in some way i.e. dying their hair 3. in some cultures it can be taken as a compliment or term of endearment 1. ‘holy cr-p! ’tis a smeddles!’ 2. ‘look at […]
- fasbag
stands for “f-ck–ss sh-t, b-tch–ss gay” the second “-ss” is really added in so that the initials would actually make a word. “dude, wtf. everyone was being so fasbag today! i cant f-cking handle it anymore.” or “i hate him so much. he’s such a fasbag.”
- Fast Eddie
the result of either a)richuals b) shots c)chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as soo-ss. usually accompanied by his accomplice ‘d-ck’, fast eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the vicinity, dances as if he’s on speed, and wakes up in an unknown […]