Smashy Barrels


the act of smashing an object containing other smaller objects, in order to obtain the smaller objects inside. the object that is smashed is usually a barrel that is made of wood and banded with metal straps. this act is considered by most to be an evil deed. thus, it may alter one’s alignment.

this act is often -ssociated pillage and raping. see “pirate”.
“want to go smashy barrels?”, which may be shortened to simply “smashy barrels?”
the act of smashing an object containing other smaller objects, in order to obtain the smaller objects inside. the object that is smashed is usually a barrel that is made of wood and banded with metal straps. this act is considered by most to be an evil deed. thus, it may alter one’s alignment.

this act is often -ssociated with pillaging. see pirate.
“come on, let’s smashy barrels?”

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