Smatch
a dirty v-g-n- often -ssociated with an ugly man named carl eating that p-ssy.
look at carl eat that smatch
1. an -ss-slapping motion.
2. the period in the ottoman empire when the flags were ripped down to be turned into dresses.
see also 38th parallel
smatchin’ it to the 38th parallel, b-tchez!!!
to smack someone in the sn-tch, usually as punishment. see also smatched, smatching, and smatches.
“if you keep posting links to rebecca black’s “friday”, i’m going to smatch you.
smatch is a combination of the words “smash” & “match”. “smash” is a term used for getting laid or getting the b-tt cheeks and “match” is a term using for going 50/50 for weed or chronic. if you would like to get high and have s-x after this is the perfect word!
yo b-tch lets smatch! or yo shawty after cl-ss do you want to smatch?
to choke with male juices or gizz
don’t make me smatch you
a dirty v-g-n-; often confused with sn-tch.
look at that nasty smatch
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