smaxxon
a completely ambiguous term that can be used anytime/ anywhere a person feels compelled to do so. (however, it is usually used in senteces where a high amount of gravity is sought. it most commonly replaces a verb or adj. and it is often directly followed by the word b-n-rzwhich is pr-nounced bo-nairs).
1.”dude this beer is totally smaxxon” (meaning: this beer is totally f-cking good.)
2. “holy sh-t dude, jessica smaxxon b-n-rs!” (meaning: jessica is sooo f-cking sweet-d-ck hot.)
3. man, my dad has been a total smaxxon lately (meaning: my dad has been a total duesch-bag lately.)
a word that is used whenever a person so desires. it can mean almost anything. the term was started by an amatuer land-surveyer in elmhurst illinois while on the jobsite. he was talking to a co-worker and friend about how this other guy they both knew did a real benson move that totally just totally sucked. so he said “dammit dude! i just know he’s gonna’ puss’ out on going to my lakehouse, and it will totally smaxxon-b-n-rz. what a benson dude!”
man i’m so p-ssed, this is a total smaxxon.
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