smear it forward
women know that they should always wipe front to back. but there is always lots of dirty b-tches who wipe back to front. in doing so it causes the puss area to smell like a dirty garbage dumpster, hence the term smear it forward.
paula must not have been taught to wipe properly by her mother, cause i cought her smearing it forward while she was getting ready to go out. later that night after a few drinks, i went to suck the snapper and i noticed the stench of rancid -ss and sharp cheese all in the bottom of a garbage dumpster. d-mn it paula why do you smear it forward?
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