Smearsack
when a male slathers his scr-t-m with honey, peanut brittle, nutella or other healthy, creamy substances that have been pre-warmed. he then proceeds to smear his scr-t-m “con-c-ck-tion” in the mouth of his un-willing or unconscious female partner.
last night i ruffied some homeless chick and smearsacked the f-ck out her. she woke up and thanked me for the meal.
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