Smee

to “smee” is to offer an extremely low amount for something to the extent it is borderline insulting.

lowballing so low you wonder if they know how bad their offer is.
she offered me two dollars for my limited edition ‘shining charizard’ pokemon card… could she smee me any harder?
smee smee -noun
1. a person who shares in one’s activities, occupation, etc.; companion, -ssociate, or friend.
2. a fellow member of a team or group.
3. a person who is on good terms with another; a person who is not hostile.
tony looked toward the door as his workmate and drinking buddy dan walked through. “what’s happening, smee?” he asked. dan replied quickly, “not much, smee. what you doin?”
smeeeeeeeeeeee
smee again, goan f-ck yourself
“s’mee” is the confused young man that you casually met in a fern bar while barhopping with people you just met. you naively gave him your phone number, and now “s’mee” persistently leaves messages on your voice mail, asking if you’d like to “hang out” with him.
“hi, it’s s’mee again. pick up, stud m-ffin…”
a word -ssociated with the qualities of kingliness or a ‘pimp’. often seen as a hunk/buff, and can attract any one, male or female, with little effort.
me: oh yeah, that guy is sooo smee. he can get who he wants, when he wants!

kristian: he turns me on.
this word is used by michael crichton in he new novel ‘state of fear’ on page 33. what is a smee?
“we have filter to identify smees and high performance clients.”
small to medium sized enterprises.
smees or smees is a common abbreviation.
verb – taking a break from an activity to grab a smoke and take a pee (not necessarily at the same time.)
after banging this hot dude, i wanted to go for round two, but he said he needed a break to smee first.

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