Smeg hat


a small condom like device which is placed on the end of your bell to avoid smeg removal when you have a shower. this is done for a variety of reasons but mostly to pull the “smeg fridge” prank.
sh-t! i forgot to wear my smeg hat and now my d-ck is all clean.

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