smeg head


from the comedy sci-fi show red dwarf smeg-head is an insult which can mean ‘idiot’ or basically ‘b-st-rd.’
“you complete smeg head lister.”
“he’s such a smeg head he’d stick his finger in a plug socket.”
the origin of this word is unclear – while it is accused of being an abbreviation of “sm-gm-,” grant naylor insist that they saw the word on a foreign appliance, and co-opted it as an all-purpose cussword for their show “red dwarf.”
“oh, rimmer, you -are- a smeghead.”
a all purpose cuss word, made famous by ‘red dwarf’ a popular tv show. thought to have first been seen on a foreign appliance before being used in ‘red dwarf’.
u smeghead

ur a smeghead
similair to calling someone an -sshole or totall gitt.
comes from the root word “smeg” as in cheese d-ck.
rimmer, you are a totall smeg head!

plural for smeghead

derived from smeg

see also boy racers
what a bunch of smegheads
someone whos head (the one with the brain) is full of smeg.

smeg is the nasty stuff under one’s foreskin after not washing it for too long. this word is thusly often used in insults.
– hush your noise smeghead!
– that guy’s a right smeghead…
someone that eats the nasty cheese like build up under a person’s foreskin after not washing it for too long.

smeg is the nasty stuff under one’s foreskin after not washing it for too long. this word is thusly often used in insults.
don the mop is such a f-cking smeghead.

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