Smegma Cheese


1. d-ck cheese

2. the smelly cheesy curds that hides in the foreskin of a man who has not showered or is uncirc-msized .
girl: i hate the way bellyb-tton jam smells like
guy: just be glad you don’t have to deal with sm-gm- cheese in your d-ck.

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