Smegmachine Gun


the act of turning your forsekin inside out and twisting your p-n-s several times to then unleash it spraying sm-gm- in a swift-like fashion. this is usually done in the center of a group of people at a party or cl-ssroom.
guy 1: “hey! did you see what i did at the party last night?”

guy 2: “no, what did you do?”

guy 1: “i managed to pull off the most epic sm-gm-chine gun of all time!”

guy 2: “dude, no way!”

guy 1: “yeah! i even managed to hit my grandpa who was fast asleep on the couch!”

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