Smegmarmalade
a sm-gm- preserve, commonly eaten at breakfast. most people spread it on bread. it’s proven to be pretty healthy and a great source of calcium.
sm-gm-rmalade is made of sm-gm- recolted on “sm-gm- trees”. if you want to produce some, please be sure that the sm-gm- is well ripe, or your sm-gm-rmalade would have an acid, p-ss-like taste.
a scientist : the slice always fall on the sm-gm-rmalade side-
a mother to her child : do not eat sm-gm-rmalade at the spoon!
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