smegmectomy
the removal of a thick layer of kn-bcheese from one’s helmet.
i hadn’t washed my b-ll-nd for weeks, but luckily there was time for a quick smegmectomy in the sink before janet came round.
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when a male picks his dirty underwear up and sniffs them to see if theyre clean enough to still wear. dude im gonna have to snafter because all my stuffs dirty!
- snake raper
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- snatchy snatch
when a female is being more than a “c-nt” it is appropriate to call her this. it’s much friendlier but takes on the same meaning. anytime a female has a b-tchy tone it is safe to say she is a sn-tchy sn-tch. you sure are being a vicious sn-tchy sn-tch.
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