Smegroll
the combination of sm-gm-, the cheesy formation of crusty j-zz, p-ss, and p-b- sweat that forms primarily at the tip of your dong after days of not showering and beating off, and the fantastic chinese appetizer, the eggroll! mainly used to describe a horrible tasting old juicy eggroll that is past it’s prime, or a drunken college dudes unwashed w-ng.
dude, there is no way i’m eating that 4 day old smegroll that you stuffed in the box of left over mu shu chicken!
hey, did you hear she went home with that dude she met at the party. i guess she almost decided she wasn’t gonna munch on his smegroll, but she did anyway. she told me it was like eating last nights mu shu chicken.
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