smelfie
a selfie you take while p–ping.
friend 1: “look at this picture brad sent me.”
friend 2: “towel bar to the right, toilet paper to the left, there’s no doubt this was a smelfie.”
the act of wafting the smell of one’s own fart to one’s own nose (usually with a cupped hand) in order to savor the aroma.
ahhh, i just did a smelfie… nothing like the smell of digested hotdogs in the morning… it smells like victory.
a selfie of ones self on the toilet used to show disgust in something.
david: she’s hot!
taylor: nah man it looks like she took a smelfie
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