Smelly Ehlert


a large, extremely viscous m-ss of human fecal matter left floating in the toilet. smelly ehlerts usually defy several attempts at flushing and have to be manually broken up.
“dude, someone left a smelly ehlert in the second floor bathroom, and it stinks like h-ll.”

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