Smelly Pirate Hooker
they live on wh-r- island.
ron burgundy: you are a smelly pirate hooker. go back to wh-r- island.
a shot that will be sure to knock you on your -ss…if you want it to. created by myself and a good friend on the campus of purdue university, be sure to visit harry’s chocolate shop and ask for one, they’ll know what your looking for!
ingredients:
1/3 malibu rum
1/3 pineapple juice
1/3 bacardi 151
if you want it extra smelly, go a little lighter on the pineapple juice and a little heavier on the 151!
hey bartender! can we get some smelly pirate hookers over here!?!?
a girl who smells like rotten fish and f-cks the dirties guys she can find.
guy – f-ck you, b-tch!
girl – go f-ck yourself you -sshole!
guy – yeah, well f-ck you, you smelly pirate hooker
one who wears mesh tank tops, daisy dukes, or those shiney richard simmons shorts. also anyone that does not agree with your point of view.
bill is a smelly pirate hooker. i can’t believe he wore his mesh tanktop again…
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