Smelly Queef Trumpet
a deragatory term for a woman’s private region, and/or a woman herself, whose v-g-n- (1) smells of moldy fish and (2) queefs so much that a group of said v-g-n-s could replace the trumpet section of a standard orchestra.
ex girlfriends, girls from your friends one-night stand hook-up stories, girls from stories from kids you really don’t consider your friends and you know are just making up stories that they hook up with girls when in real life they are probably still virgins.
-note: juno and lindsay lohan (before her crack stage) are in no way smelly queef trumpets.
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