Smelly Tong


a smelly tong is a tong that has been through a series of cr-ppy events. this is often screamed out of the window as a profanity, or one would call themselves a smelly tong when handling their own poo!

a smelly tong is someone’s dirty digits. typically a “smelly tong” would consist of your thumb and index finger, both which have been shoved inside of your crack so that you can savor your flavor.
ex: smelly tong!

ex: smelly tong, you’ve done wrong.

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