Smetana
to repeat a story/tale to the same audience; to tell a story over and over again whilst still expecting audience appreciation. it is often a symptom of sh-t chat.
jack the other day did a smetana and it wasn’t even a good story in the first place.
a smetana is characterized by a perpetual five o’clock shadow and possession of a virtual sniper rifle. someone who spends every waking hour practicing the use of a sniper rifle in halo 2, is said to be a smetana. a smetana’s self esteem is based on his halo 2 performance on any given day. when winning, a smetana is known to make obscure grandma’s boy quotes. however, when a smetana loses he will stay hidden in his ill lit cave and brag about his h-t percentage as if it compensates for the lack of a victory.
when at a party, smetanas usually can be seen doing the brune, or creeping on freshmen girls.
unless they invent a water resistant xbox, i don’t think that smetana will ever shower.
b-tterfly
look at that smetana in the sky
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