SMeyer
1. a fail!author who sp-wned the most horrific fail!series ever. wrote three books which teach young girls that without the man of their dreams, they are nothing. (seriously, the f-cking book goes blank when edward leaves bella. blank. h-llo? is there any thought here? obviously not, or it would be written on the blank pages.) series ends with breaking dawn, during which edward cullen chews through bella swan’s uterus to save their demon sp-wn, who falls in love with a boy at least 17 years her senior, and then is pursued by the volterra (obvious fun-pokery at the vatican) for being f-cking weird. anti-climactic ending. basically… fail!series by a fail!author.
2. a woman touted to be the next j.k. rowling. if i were j.k. rowling, i would sue, for this is the worst kind of slander and libel i’ve ever seen.
smeyer should be skewered and roasted, because that’s exactly what she’s done to the ideas of thought-provoking literature and independent women.
smeyer: definitely not the next j.k. rowling.
slang for stephenie meyer author of popular books twilight and the host
did she just say chagrin? thats so smeyer
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