Smeyerpire


the type of vampire found in stephenie meyer’s popular book series, twilight. these vampires glitter in sunlight, are vegetarians and own a lot of expense automobiles. some of them even interact peacefully with humans. they are ice cold. they are, somehow, able to procreate.
cullen, edward, rosalie, emmett, smeyerpire

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