smg
acronym for sub-machine gun
suck my gooch
santi was trying to be funny and told me to smg, but it was just perverted, weird, and frankly, insulting.
acronym for “swag master general”
“yo man did you see smg tonght, she had sooo much swag”
acronym for “suck my genitials”. -ssosiated with s-x, sucking a man’s p-n-s.
girl: f-ck off!
guy: smg
an acronym for so much game.
when a man is wheelin’ a lot of biddies (chicks) he has so much game: smg.
also if you’re getting a lot of action, you have so much game: smg.
man 1: man! joel siggelkow has smg!
man 2: lol i know! hes knees deep in smg! hes crawlin’ in biddies!
exclamation:
shortened version of “slap my grandma”
used in place of “lol” to make you seem more “hip”
hahaa omg bro that’s hilarious smg
in the world of bmw autos, it means “sequential m gearbox”
the 2003 bmw m3 has smg, which is arguably an improvement in the traditional 5 speed way of shifting
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