smirk-and-jerk


(v.) to roll one’s eyes whilst concurrently simulating (male) masturbation , used whenever one encounters absolute douche-baggery or ridiculous-ness.

“i was totally pulling a smirk-and-jerk as my ex was telling me over the phone how he didn’t miss me at all when my phone’s missed call log proved otherwise.”

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