SMITF
smitf-shoot me in the face. something is so ridiculously unbearable, and socially r-t-rded, that it makes you want to end your misery, and awkwardness.or something is just b/s, and you’d rather be shot in the face than listen to something so ridiculous.
-“did you see what sara was wearing today?”
~”oh my gah, smitf!”
-“sorry i don’t think we should see e/o anymore, i want to be friends. cuz well i’m gay”
~”shoot me in the face.”
abbreviation for “shoot me in the face.” generally, this phrase should be applied when a moment has surp-ssed the cl-ssification of “fml,” and has now reached the point where being shot in the face appears better than carrying out the moment in question.
-omg, that report is due tomorrow and i have to do it all tonight! smitf!
-do you wanna go see the new matt damon movie?
-oh dear jesus, smitf.
-“honey! will you go take the trash to the curb please?”
-how much is there?
-“well we had that party last week, so a pretty good amount.”
-“ughhhhhhhhhh, smitf!
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