Smitts Pong
an alternative to beer pong; it includes 2 players, ping pong paddles, ping pong b-lls, lots of beer, and cigarettes (which do not have to be smoked). each player puts a can of beer on their side, at the same spot respective to each player. cigarettes are stuck upright in the opening of the cap. the players volley until you strike the can, in which the other player has to take a gulp of beer; if the cigarette is knocked over, the player has to drink the rest of the beer. play until content with drunkenness. ‘smitts” comes from the combination of the two original players last names who invented it.
hey man, want to play some smitts pong with me? its the new sh-t screw beer pong.
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