smk

literal (smoke)

someone who doesn’t smoke in the same room or apartment where their computer is might type this in conjunction with brb to indicate that they’re breaking from whatever online interaction they having with another person or persons over the internet for at least the duration of time it takes them to smoke a cigarette. ~ 4-10min.
brb, smk.
sh-t my knickers. used in the place of omg or when something is so funny you happen to sh-t yourself.
please arise for the pimp hand strong prayer. “dear lord, please make me pimp hand strong so i can teach this b-tch -ss ho some respect. amen.”

smk roflcopter! xd
shorthand for a game played with women. consists of getting a bl-wj-b and inturn having her swallow you s-m-n, which explains the name of the game.

smk = swallow my kids
hey, want to play a nice game of smk?
(smacking my knee) you say this when you think something is funny
omg that is suppper funnny i am smking !!
abbreviation for slagsmålsklubben , an awesome swedish electronic band.
smk play the best bitpop
-when laughing so hard you slap you knee.
-another form of lol
smk, that is so funny.
(slap my knee)
meaning: smacking my knee

when an individual laughs so hard and begins to smack their knee.
i laughed so hard i was smk

that girls outfit made me smk

judy: (after laughing out loud) “smk”
jane: “what does that mean judy”
judy: “i’m smacking my knee because you have me laughing so hard!”

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