SMMFD
acronym that stands for “suck my motherf-cking d-ck”.
“you denied my request for a raise, and now you want me to come into work on my day off? smmfd.”
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- free-bunker
a person that crashes on your couch or somewhere in your dwelling uninvited-usually after a night of heavy partying. i awoke this morning to find judy’s new friend, phil being a free-bunker again at my apartment with stale beer breath.
- One-Way-Valve
refers to the sphincter muscle in the r-ct-m. usually refers to the out-going flow of the body of any material. when drinking heavily on spring break in key west, your friends are heard to say “don’t let them puncture your one-way-valve!”
- smoke buster
something to use to dispurse and or change the scent of smoke. dude1 “dude we need to smoke later” dude2 “yeah but not at my house man my moms getting to nosy” dude1 “dude its cool i can make a smoke buster”
- smoke it
when telling someone that they have to put up with whatever you are doing, or are going to do, basically telling them to ‘shoop’, an alderley homie could say “smoke it!” “don’t put your drink down there” “smoke it!” to give a man a bl-w j-b dude: smoke it! girl: ewww