smocaine is cocaine wrapped in weed that you smoke until you get an angry dragon in your b*tthole.
dad that was some really good smocaine last night… if you know what i mean:)
- taming the strange
a straight male attempting to seduce a lesbian. i was h*tting on this really hot girl last night and after i learned she was a lesbian taming the strange became my primary goal.
- d*nk magnet
when all you do is attract completely terrible guys for romantic relationships well i know he appears sweet buto probably he isn’t because i’m a d*nk magnet.
- shower shat
dumping in the shower, typically not on purpose, as often caused by diarrhea. kendall: dude, i got some bad diarrhea. i just blasted mud in the shower – it was out of my control. eric: you just shower shat
- acid wash
what hillary clinton did to the emails. “the e-mails that you acid washed.”-donald trump