Smocha Latte


an alternative term for “wake and bake” – to smoke marijuana in the morning upon waking or shortly thereafter, as if drinking a “mocha latte” in the morning. term often used as code among smokers to tell one another that they had smoked marijuana that morning. (origin: se ohio)
yeah, man, woke up and had myself a smocha latte. (long pause) latte. (long pause) latte. (long pause) laahhh teeeeiiiiiyyy… laaaaaaaa… sh-t, i forgot what i was saying.

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