smod

the act of smiling and nodding in response to someone’s odd behavior or comment. spelled smodding when used in gerund form.
persona: then we could go get lit and jump off a bridge!
personb:-smods- riiight…
smod: suck my own d-ck. this is an action taken when your girlfriend starts to get on your d-mn nerves. it is usually brought about by constant b-tching about your hair, your dirty room, lack of trips to fancy dinners, looking at another girl (even when she’s your waitress), or anytime during her period. when the b-tching crosses the threshold you finally snap and are no longer willing to put up with her rediculousness…even for some well needed -ss.
f-ck you b-tch i’ll suck my own d-ck.
dude, stacy was getting on my nerves so i had to smod

it’s the second best thing in the universe
i will totaly smod the sh-t out of you!
any vulgar conversation containing d-ck and fart jokes or commentary referring repeatedly to jewish suffering during the holocaust while occasionally dropping some insight into the personal lives of either kevin smith or scott mosier and/or their friends and family: jason mewes, brian johnson, malcom ingrim, jennifer schwalbach-smith, harley quinn smith, and walter flannigan.
terry: dude, did you listen to the new smodcast?
jake: h-lls yes dude…i f-ckin love smod!
terry: what do you mean, smod?
jake: any vulgar conversation containing d-ck and fart jokes or commentary referring repeatedly to jewish suffering during the holocaust while occasionally dropping some insight into the personal lives of either kevin smith or scott mosier and/or their friends and family: jason mewes, brian johnson, malcom ingrim, jennifer schwalbach-smith, harley quinn smith, and walter flannigan.
cool, radical, exhilarating
“i’m dating william beckett”
that’s so smod!
suck my own d-ck aka bennywinkle
benny that smod
any vulgar conversation containing d-ck and fart jokes or commentary referring repeatedly to movies/television dramas about jewish suffering during the holocaust while occasionally dropping some insight into the personal lives of either kevin smith or scott mosier and/or their friends and family: jason mewes, brian johnson, malcom ingrim, jennifer schwalbach-smith, harley quinn smith, and walter flannigan.
terry: dude, did you listen to the new smodcast?
jake: h-lls yes dude…i f-ckin love smod!
terry: what do you mean, smod?
jake: any vulgar conversation containing d-ck and fart jokes or commentary referring repeatedly to movies/television dramas about jewish suffering during the holocaust while occasionally dropping some insight into the personal lives of either kevin smith or scott mosier and/or their friends and family: jason mewes, brian johnson, malcom ingrim, jennifer schwalbach-smith, harley quinn smith, and walter flannigan.