smogua
the dirty water that runs through the gutters of a polluted city after it rains.
i went to downtown la this morning and stepped in some smogua. that’s why they call it smog angeles.
the stream of sweat that runs down the hairy crack of a large unkempt woman.
we got the details of the terrorist plot after waterboarding the suspect with a bucket of brown smogua.
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