Smoke Makeouts


a pick-up line used by morons when approached by a girl asking to b-m a cigarette.
hot chicks: hey, do you think we can b-m a cig?

scottie & nick: umm…no, but we can smoke makeouts!

hot chicks: f-gs

scottie & nick: heheheh, god we’re gay

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