smoke take
similar to a spit take, but with smoke.
a comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.
a cl-ssic spit take premise involves the sipper becoming aware that their drink contains some unexpctedly outrageous ingredient (e.g. breast milk). similarly, in a smoke take:
person a: this cigarette is the best!
person b: you know that’s made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
person a:-violent ejection of smoke-
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