smoke weed


to take marijuana and smoke it in the form of a blunt, joint, in a bong, pipe, bubbler, vaporizor, valcano, perculator, or roar.
d-mn, i wanna smoke weed so bad!
a phrase used commonly among stoner’s when somebody forgets that they are currently in possession of the pipe or joint and proceeds to babble nonsensically prior to taking their hit. the phrase “smoke weed” is used in these situations to remind the offender to take their hit and p-ss it because others are waiting on them. this phrase is often followed by the word “d-mn it” or “b-tch”.
dave: -p-sses joint to carl-
carl: ya know man, i bet we could turn your neighbors pool into a giant -ss gravity bong! we just need, like a trash can and some other sh-t
next kid in circle: smoke weed, b-tch
like spaqueef this is also a loud exclamation used by many northern minnesotans. obviously used to let the world know you are in the middle of smoking or going to smoke weed. when exclaimed sound almost exactly like spaqueef. this word is most commonly used after taking a big hit and exhaling the smoke as you exclaim “smokeweed”.
smokeweed!!!

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