Smoker Etiquette


also known as cigarettiquette. this is the unspoken law between smokers.

1. a b-m should come prepared with a lighter.

2. beggars can’t be choosers.

3. if a cigarette is refused to a b-m, the b-m can’t get b-tt hurt, just suck it up and deal.

4. when asking for a smoke, be polite and creative.

5. if the supplier has no lighter and the b-m has lighter in hand, the supplier lights first.

6. the b-m is required to make conversation with the supplier unless told to go away.

7. b-ms should not ask the same person for a smoke more than once in a day.
b= b-m
s= supplier

b-excuse me, could i proposition you for a tasty smoky treat?

s- sure, do you have a lighter?

b- indeed, i do… seems like we’re both in luck.

(light conversation ensues)

(later that day…)

b- hey man, sorry to bother you, but could i b-m another?

s- dude, i already gave you one today. where’s your smoker etiquette?

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