Smoker’s Despair
the definition of smoker’s despair- when you just light your last cigarette, proceed to take 3 to 4 hits out of it, and once you ash said cigarette…it falls into the snow.
person 1:”hey, what is wrong with jesse today?”
person 2:”listen up and listen good. he is completely broke…was down to his last cigarette…and had some bad luck. he succ-mbed to smoker’s despair.
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