Smoker’s Lunch


to chain smoke during your lunch break instead of eating usually because you have no money for food. since smoking suppresses your appet-te, you will not go hungry. a smoker’s lunch may sometimes be accompanied with a cup of coffee.
-hey bob, what did you eat for lunch today?

-nothing, i had a smoker’s lunch. i dont have any money left, just cigarettes.

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