Smoky Mountain Fountain
(n.) the unfortunate event that occurs after drinking m-ss quanit-tes of beer or liquor before bedtime. the bed will be sopping wet and lukewarm in the morning. see related: “ohio hot pocket”
(v.) the act of unintentionally relieving oneself onto a romantic bedmate, due to heavy drinking.
1. yo, last night seth drank a gallon of black bear ale, and we all knew that we would soon be waking up to the aftermath of a smoky mountain fountain.
2. oh my god, shannon totally got smoky mountain fountained by some guy she met at the brewery. as if!
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