Smollage


orginally from david bowies film labyrinth where he seduced the innocent female through his use of darkness.

s-xy man using leather gloves, normally on motorcycles to charm women.

gorgeous, brooding slightly moody man wearing leather gloves
“oh my god he is so mysterious and s-xy! did you see his hands such a smollage!’

” …then i saw his hands smollage!”

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