smom
smom is the short form for stepmom. the female version of an sdad.
my smom is so f-cking hot, i’d do her myself!
to be of matt johnson, bart wilson, andrew ward, or other bad-ss or awesome qualities. usually involving a person place or thing. one who gets the party started
completely not cool at all, to be a complete downer or depressing
bart wilson is a total smom.
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