smoog
a small furry creature who gives people kisses in dreams. often appears at low resolutions (12×12)
you’re so low-res, you’re smoog.
a fart from the p-n-s opposite of queef
last night, when i shoved a pencil into my pee hole, i smooged
oral s-x involving the male p-n-s.
i just got some smoog yesterday.
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